And for my next trick...

I will become a man.

yes ladies and gentleman,
i will become a creature of the opposite sex.

You will see ladies and gentleman
the radical changes.

No longer will i have to care
about what happened
what could have happened
what should have happened
what would have happened

Ladies and gentelman i will proove
to you that a woman can
become a man
I will infact switch the entire
male and female status completely around.

he will care
i will not.
not even remeber his name

This isn't hypnosis,
my good people,
so don't get it confused.
I will soon become of more importance,
satisfied with the moment at the time,
then let myself forget.

ready?
Im going to need your help counting down,
ladies and gentleman.
3,
2,
1,

it was great then but
i think we should leave it at that.